The Law Is the Law (1958)

Director
Christian-Jaque

Main cast
Totò; Fernandel; René Génin; Henri Arius; Albert Dinan

Genres
Comedy

Description
Assola is an imaginary village on the border between Italy and France and the borderline crosses the village itself. The French customs agent Ferdinand is always trying to catch the Italian smuggler Giuseppe. Giuseppe discovers that Ferdinand was actually born in Italy and therefore he can't be a French customs agent.


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