Please, Not Now! (1961)

Director
Roger Vadim

Main cast
Brigitte Bardot; Joséphine James; Mireille Darc; Edith Zetline; Michel Subor

Genres
Comedy

Description
Sophie, a flighty young model, learns that her boyfriend is planning to leave her for another woman. Sophie resolves to either win him back or assassinate her rival. A handsome doctor (who happens to be falling for Sophie himself) assists her with the former plan so that she won't have to resort to the latter.


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