Kill Me Three Times (2015)
Director
Kriv Stenders
Main cast
Teresa Palmer; Simon Pegg; Luke Hemsworth; Sullivan Stapleton; Alice Braga
Genres
Comedy, Thriller
Description
While on a seemingly routine job, a jaded hit man discovers that he's not the only one with his target in the crosshairs.
Kriv Stenders
Main cast
Teresa Palmer; Simon Pegg; Luke Hemsworth; Sullivan Stapleton; Alice Braga
Genres
Comedy, Thriller
Description
While on a seemingly routine job, a jaded hit man discovers that he's not the only one with his target in the crosshairs.
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