In China They Eat Dogs (1999)

Director
Lasse Spang Olsen

Main cast
Dejan ?uki?; Kim Bodnia; Brian Patterson; Nikolaj Lie Kaas; Tomas Villum Jensen

Genres
Crime, Action, Comedy

Description
An intent fast paced Danish dark comedy film about two separately motivated brothers who with their slightly psychopathic tendencies end up in a touchy situation. One brother gets in serious trouble after a bank robbery and begs the other brother for help.


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