Small Time Crooks (2000)

Director
Woody Allen

Main cast
Woody Allen; Carolyn Saxon; Tracey Ullman; Michael Rapaport; Tony Darrow

Genres
Action, Comedy, Crime

Description
A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.


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