On the Beat (1962)

Director
Robert Asher

Main cast
Norman Wisdom; Jennifer Jayne; Raymond Huntley; Esma Cannon; Eric Barker

Genres
Comedy

Description
Norman wants to be a policeman like his father was, but he fails the height test (amongst others). One day he gets out his father's old uniform and "walks the beat". This leads to a level of chaos that only Norman could cause


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