The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
Director
Kevin Heffernan
Main cast
Michael Clarke Duncan; Jay Chandrasekhar; Kevin Heffernan; Steve Lemme; Erik Stolhanske
Genres
Comedy
Description
The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.
Kevin Heffernan
Main cast
Michael Clarke Duncan; Jay Chandrasekhar; Kevin Heffernan; Steve Lemme; Erik Stolhanske
Genres
Comedy
Description
The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.
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