I tre nemici (1962)

Director
Giorgio Simonelli

Main cast
Franco Franchi; Ciccio Ingrassia; Gino Bramieri; Cristina Gaioni; Hélène Chanel

Genres
Comedy

Description
A meek clerk is hunted by the counterespionage because he has a secret formula tattooed on his bottom.


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