How to Keep the Red Lamp Burning (1965)

Director
Gilles Grangier; Georges Lautner

Main cast
Louis de Funès; Mireille Darc; Bernard Blier; Jean Lefebvre; Philippe Castelli

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
The film consists of three novels. The film begins with the fact that the Bernard Blier hero removes a lantern from the entrance to a brothel. The second part is about how the lantern and jewelery were stolen from a young baroness. And in the third part the hero of Louis de Funes hangs a lantern at the entrance to his house.


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