Åsa-Nisse slår till (1965)

Director
Bengt Palm

Main cast
John Elfström; Artur Rolén; Brita Öberg; Mona Geijer-Falkner; Håkan Westergren

Genres
Comedy

Description
Åsa-Nisse and Klabbarparn with wives taking part in a jenka-contest from Knohult to Vetlanda where he reports with his homemade walkie-talkie. Then he demonstrates the "Demon-Spritzer", a self-made cement machine which then breaks down and squirts down Klabbarparn with cement. Sjökvist is robbed and bike down with his delivery-bicycle in water at a beach. The robbers then repents and wants to return the money. Features performances from artists Sten & Stanley, The Moonlighters, and Shane.


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