Kiss Me Monster (1969)

Director
Jesús Franco

Main cast
Janine Reynaud; Rosanna Yanni; Chris Howland; Michel Lemoine; Manuel Velasco

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
It was shot at the same time as Rote Lippen Sadisterotica (1969), and once again features Yanni and Reynaud as statuesque “Red Lips” girls, a detective duo with undefined links to Interpol. It’s a phantasmagoric mixture of ultracamp and virtually incomprehensible hi-jinks.


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