On My Way to the Crusades, I Met a Girl Who... (1967)

Director
Pasquale Festa Campanile

Main cast
Monica Vitti; Tony Curtis; Hugh Griffith; Hugh Griffith; Nino Castelnuovo

Genres
Romance, Adventure, Comedy

Description
A chastity belt provides an endless amount of grief for a woman whose jealous husband has gone off to the Crusades.


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