The Love Guru (2008)
Director
Marco Schnabel
Main cast
Mike Myers; Jessica Alba; Justin Timberlake; Romany Malco; Meagan Good
Genres
Comedy, Romance
Description
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka (Mike Myers) returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Marco Schnabel
Main cast
Mike Myers; Jessica Alba; Justin Timberlake; Romany Malco; Meagan Good
Genres
Comedy, Romance
Description
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka (Mike Myers) returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
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