Carry On England (1976)

Director
Gerald Thomas

Main cast
Kenneth Connor; Windsor Davies; Judy Geeson; Patrick Mower; Jack Douglas

Genres
Comedy

Description
Captain S. Melly takes over as the new Commanding Officer at an experimental mixed sex air defence base. It's 1940 and England is under heavy bombardment, but the crew seem more interested in each other than the enemy planes above. Captain Melly plans to put a stop to all this, and becomes the target of a campaign to abandon his separatist ideals...


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