Rock Jocks (2013)

Director
Paul Seetachitt

Main cast
Felicia Day; Andrew Bowen; Gerry Bednob; Doug Jones; Jason Mewes

Genres
Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
Imagine asteroids so large that they can wipe out all life on the planet constantly bombarding the Earth. The only things standing in the way are the Rock Jocks, a top-secret band of government employees, who pilot asteroid-killing satellites. The story takes place during a Rock Jocks night shift. Though they are there to fight off asteroids, they spend most of the night fighting off boredom, themselves, and the occasional meddling government bureaucrat hell-bent on cutting their department’s budget.


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