The American Astronaut (2001)

Director
Cory McAbee

Main cast
Joshua Taylor; Greg Russell Cook; Rocco Sisto; Cory McAbee

Genres
Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Music

Description
Samual Curtis's first mission in this bizarre science fiction musical comedy requires him to take a cat to a saloon on an asteroid. There, he meets his former dance partner (the Blueberry Pirate) and collects his payment: a device capable of producing a Real Live Girl. Including music by alternative rock group The Billy Nayer Show, this film began life as a live show with a loyal following.


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