Schoolgirl Report Part 12: If Mom Only Knew... (1978)

Director
Walter Boos

Main cast
Willy Adler; Sascha Atzenbeck; Ulrich Beiger; Eva Berthold; Marianne Dupont

Genres
Drama, Comedy

Description
The 12th movie of the series.


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