Et la tendresse ?... Bordel ! (1979)

Director
Patrick Schulmann

Main cast
Jean-Luc Bideau; Marie-Catherine Conti; Bernard Giraudeau; Evelyne Dress; Anne-Marie Philipe

Genres
Comedy

Description
Francois, seducer very misogynist, directs an Eros Club, that from which suffers his Carole wife silently. Julie, saleswoman in a clock industry, as for it is taken of an access of madness after having surprised her husband, Léo, future


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