Lovelines (1984)

Director
Rod Amateau

Main cast
Greg Bradford; Mary Beth Evans; Michael Winslow; Don Michael Paul; Tammy Taylor

Genres
Comedy

Description
Greed, lust, dirty tricks and bloody fist fights... All those things that make life worth living. When Piper and Rick, the two hottest properties in the Battle of the Bands want to make it, only one thing stands in their way. They're from opposing High Schools. And Malibu High's 6'6" muscle-bound monster Godzilla is going to do everything and anything stop his sweet little sister getting it on with some jerk from the Coldwater Canyon High. When all else fails, only Lovelines answering service can keep them together.


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