Calendar Girls (2003)
Director
Nigel Cole
Main cast
Helen Mirren; Julie Walters; John Alderton; Linda Bassett; Annette Crosbie
Genres
Comedy
Description
2003 fact-based comedy with Helen Mirren and Julie Walters. Members of a Yorkshire branch of the Women's Institute cause controversy when they pose nude for a charity calendar.
Nigel Cole
Main cast
Helen Mirren; Julie Walters; John Alderton; Linda Bassett; Annette Crosbie
Genres
Comedy
Description
2003 fact-based comedy with Helen Mirren and Julie Walters. Members of a Yorkshire branch of the Women's Institute cause controversy when they pose nude for a charity calendar.
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