La soldatessa alla visita militare (1977)

Director
Nando Cicero

Main cast
Edwige Fenech; Renzo Montagnani; Fiorenzo Fiorentini; Alvaro Vitali; Michele Gammino

Genres
Comedy

Description
The routine of a military camp is shaken by the arrival of a non-commissioned medical shapes bursting. The beautiful female soldier awakens fantasies of graduates and recruits, putting in turmoil all over the field, but only a nice rebel soldier can drop it. The comrades do not just have to console themselves with a group of young auxiliary


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