Sgt. Bilko (1996)

Director
Jonathan Lynn

Main cast
Steve Martin; Dan Aykroyd; Phil Hartman; Glenne Headly; Daryl Mitchell

Genres
Comedy, Family

Description
The army is known for churning out lean mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. Martin is the inexplicable the incorrigible the invicible sgt. Ernie bilko leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist in the armed forces.


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