Major Payne (1995)

Director
Nick Castle

Main cast
Damon Wayans; Orlando Brown; Michael Ironside; Joseph Blaire; Peyton Chesson-Fohl

Genres
Comedy, Family

Description
Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope.


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