Private Resort (1985)
Director
George Bowers
Main cast
Johnny Depp; Rob Morrow; Héctor Elizondo; Andrew Dice Clay; Karyn O'Bryan
Genres
Comedy
Description
Jack (Depp) and his buddy Ben (Morrow) check in at a posh Florida resort, planning to spend every hour in hot pursuit of gorgeous babes. But their plans hit a major detour when they try to bed the wife of a conniving jewel thief (Ector Elizondo). They'll have to outsmart him, a nasty security guard and an obnoxious jock if they're ever going to get a moment alone with the girls of their dreams!
George Bowers
Main cast
Johnny Depp; Rob Morrow; Héctor Elizondo; Andrew Dice Clay; Karyn O'Bryan
Genres
Comedy
Description
Jack (Depp) and his buddy Ben (Morrow) check in at a posh Florida resort, planning to spend every hour in hot pursuit of gorgeous babes. But their plans hit a major detour when they try to bed the wife of a conniving jewel thief (Ector Elizondo). They'll have to outsmart him, a nasty security guard and an obnoxious jock if they're ever going to get a moment alone with the girls of their dreams!
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