Roller Blade (1986)

Director
Donald G. Jackson

Main cast
Suzanne Solari; Jeff Hutchinson; Shaun Michelle; Katina Garner; Sam Mann

Genres
Sci-Fi

Description
Roller Blade is not and has not pretense of being a great movie. Anyone applying a rigorous scientific analysis to the technologies depicted will either pull out her hair or laugh herself silly. But it delivers exactly what it promises = action & babes in skimpy outfits. And as one of those babes is the delicious Michelle Bauer, this remains one of my guilty pleasures. There were just enough literary references in the movie to lead me to believe the producers toyed with the idea of making it a serious flick, but then we were treated to more babes.


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