This Is Not a Movie (2011)

Director
Olallo Rubio

Main cast
Edward Furlong; Edi Gathegi; Peter Coyote; Julian Sedgwick

Genres
Drama, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Foreign

Description
Twisted, apocalyptic satire, THIS IS NOT A MOVIE envisions the end of the world through the bi-polar mind of a strung-out pop-culture addict. Starring Edward Furlong and Peter Coyote, with a jagged, atmospheric score from Slash.


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