Sex Appeal (1986)

Director
Chuck Vincent

Main cast
Louie Bonanno; Tally Chanel; Jerome Brenner; Marcia Karr

Genres
Comedy

Description
This is the story of young Tony Cannelloni as he attempts to break away from his overbearing mom and strike out on his own. He sets himself up with a new apartment, look, and lifestyle to improve his "sex appeal". Through a series of encounters with a variety of women he gets ever closer to achieving his goal. However, a never-ending series of calamities always seem to interrupt his progress.


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