Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)

Director
Joe Dante; Carl Gottlieb; Peter Horton; John Landis; Robert K. Weiss

Main cast
Arsenio Hall; Monique Gabrielle; Debby Davison; Rob Krausz; Michelle Pfeiffer

Genres
Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
Acclaimed director John Landis (Animal House, The Blues Brothers) presents this madcap send-up of late night TV, low-budget sci-fi films and canned-laughter-filled sitcoms packed with off-the-wall sketches that will have you in stitches. Centered around a television station which features a 1950s-style sci-fi movie interspersed with a series of wild commercials, wacky shorts and weird specials, this lampoon of contemporary life and pop culture skewers some of the silliest spectacles ever created in the name of entertainment. A truly outrageous look at the best of the worst that television has to offer.


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