Man spricht deutsch (1988)

Director
Hanns Christian Müller

Main cast
Gerhard Polt; Gisela Schneeberger; Dieter Hildebrandt; Michael Gahr; Werner Schneyder

Genres
Comedy

Description
A very middle-class Bavarian family spend the last day of their Mediterranean vacation on the beach, day-dreaming and muttering racist remarks about Italians.


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