We're No Angels (1989)

Director
Neil Jordan

Main cast
Robert De Niro; Sean Penn; Demi Moore; Hoyt Axton; Bruno Kirby

Genres
Comedy, Crime, Drama

Description
Two escaped cons only prayer to escape is to pass themselves off as priests and pass by the police blockade at the border into the safety of Canada.


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