How to Murder a Millionaire (1990)

Director


Main cast
Joan Rivers; Morgan Fairchild; Telma Hopkins; Alex Rocco; David Ogden Stiers

Genres
Comedy

Description
Joan Rivers is a spoiled, rich Beverly Hills woman who's angered so many people it's no wonder some might want to see her dead. But with her famously sharp tongue and quick wit, she manages to fend off con artists, gold diggers and several would-be murderers, including her husband (Alex Rocco). Meshach Taylor plays her devoted and long-suffering personal chef, who takes the role of protector. David Ogden Stiers and Morgan Fairchild co-star.


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