Mighty Aphrodite (1995)

Director
Woody Allen

Main cast
Woody Allen; Mira Sorvino; Helena Bonham Carter; F. Murray Abraham; Donald Symington

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
When Lenny and his wife, Amanda, adopt a baby, Lenny realizes that his son is a genius and becomes obsessed with finding the boy's biological mother in hopes that she will be brilliant too. But when he learns that Max's mother is Linda Ash, a kindhearted prostitute and porn star, Lenny is determined to reform her immoral lifestyle. A Greek chorus chimes in to relate the plot to Greek mythology in this quirky comedy.


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