Two Guys Talkin' About Girls (1995)

Director
Steven Pearl

Main cast
Dan Cortese; Jonathan Silverman; Allison Smith; Mariangela Pino; Monte Markham

Genres
Comedy, Drama, Romance

Description
When longtime friends Joey Fortone and Lenny Kaminski get together, the race is on to get one up on the other. Their fantasies abound and their results lag far behind.


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