Up 'n' Under (1998)

Director


Main cast
Gary Olsen; Samantha Womack; Neil Morrissey; Ralph Brown; Griff Rhys Jones

Genres
Comedy

Description
The Cobblers Arms have been the best and most feared Amateur Rugby League team for the past ten years. Ex-pro Arthur bets their boss that he could train a bunch of deadbeats to defeat them in a local rugby sevens tournament. But to do so he must first get them into shape with the help of the very attractive Hazel Scott.


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