The Bitch Wants Blood (1969)

Director
Jean Valère

Main cast
Monica Vitti; Maurice Ronet; Robert Hossein; Claudio Brook; Albert Simono

Genres
Comedy

Description
Comedy about a self-made woman in Paris contemplating the idea of suicide at first, then murder.


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