Promise Her Anything (1999)

Director
Alain Zaloum

Main cast
Patrick Bergin; Griffith Brewer; Serge Houde; Don Jordan; Gordon Masten

Genres
Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

Description
A quaint small town that hasn't paid taxes since World War II draws the attention of an ambitious tax inspector in this comedy starring Billy Zane and Patrick Bergin.


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