The Jewel of the Gods (1987)

Director
Robert Van der Coolwijk

Main cast
Marius Weyers; Sandra Prinsloo; Joe Ribeiro; Joe Stewardson; Richard Cox

Genres
Comedy, Adventure, Action

Description
While doing field work in Australia's Gibson Desert, Snowy Grinder meets up with a wierdo named Archie. Together they set off to find the missing Dr. Jim Hartwell and Monomotapa, the Palace of Purple Diamonds.


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