Virtual Sexuality (1999)

Director
Nick Hurran

Main cast
Rupert Penry-Jones; Kieran O'Brien; Laura Fraser; Luke de Lacey; Steve John Shepherd

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
Desperate to find her perfect man Justine goes to a technology fair with her nerdy classmate Chas. It's not really her thing but is eventually persuaded to try a virtual reality makeover machine and discovers that she can create her perfect man even if it is only an electronic facsimile. The power surge from a freakish accident causes a part of her psyche to be copied into her virtual perfect man.


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