Já už budu hodný, dědečku! (1979)

Director
Petr Schulhoff

Main cast
Miloš Kopecký; Alena Vránová; František Filipovský; Ladislav Pešek; Dagmar Veškrnová-Havlová

Genres
Comedy

Description
Stárnoucí herec Theodor Bergner se v profesi chová jako primadona, v soukromí jako dokonalý hrubián a cholerik. Všichni lidé bez výjimky ho rozčilují, v lepším případě pro ně má podrážděné odseknutí, častěji ale přímé urážky. Navíc je obdařen velice zvláštním druhem humoru, vyžívá se v tom, že přivádí druhé do rozpaků. Jednoho dne potkává ve vlaku jakéhosi starého pána, z něhož se vyklube kouzelný dědeček. A od té chvíle se Theodor veze na klouzačce nepříjemných situací. Přesně podle přísloví Co sám nechceš, nečiň jinému si může vychutnat všemožné trapasy, jaké doposud zlomyslně připravoval nešťastníkům ve svém okolí... (oficiální text distributora)


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