Enlightenment Guaranteed (2000)

Director
Doris Dörrie

Main cast
Uwe Ochsenknecht; Gustav Peter Wöhler; Petra Zieser; Ulrike Kriener; Heiner Lauterbach

Genres
Comedy

Description
Two middle aged German brothers - one New Age and recently divorced, the other uptight and sceptical - travel to a Zen monastery in Japan in search of enlightenment, or perhaps just in search of themselves.


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