Stuck on You (2003)

Director
Bobby Farrelly; Peter Farrelly

Main cast
Matt Damon; Greg Kinnear; Eva Mendes; Wen Yann Shih; Seymour Cassel

Genres
Comedy

Description
In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt (Greg Kinnear) and Bob Tenor (Matt Damon) make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher (Cher), decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.


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