Strippers Vs. Werewolves (2012)

Director
Jonathan Glendening

Main cast
Robert Englund; Lysette Anthony; Barbara Nedeljakova; Billy Murray; Martin Compston

Genres
Horror, Comedy, Foreign

Description
Mickey, who happens to be a werewolf and a crime boss, gets all worked up and hairy during a private dance at a strip club. Justice, the dancer, grabs the nearest weapon and lands a fatal blow: her silver fountain pen right through Mickey's wolfed-out eye. This ignites a small-scale war between Mickey's group of werewolf mobsters and the sultry strippers of Vixens.


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