Vampires Suck (2010)

Director
Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer

Main cast
Chris Riggi; Matt Lanter; Jenn Proske; Ken Jeong; Bradley Dodds

Genres
Horror, Comedy

Description
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues - all of which collide at the prom.


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