Blubberella (2011)

Director
Uwe Boll

Main cast
Willam Belli; Uwe Boll; Lindsay Hollister; Brendan Fletcher; Michael Paré

Genres
Horror, Action, Comedy, Foreign

Description
An action comedy centered on Blubberella, an overweight half-vampire woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her. She must face an army of undead Nazi soldiers in her valiant struggle against bloodshed and tyranny.


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