Hack! (2007)

Director
Matt Flynn

Main cast
Jay Kenneth Johnson; Danica McKellar; Juliet Landau; Tony Burton; Justin Chon

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
Seven college students are picked to travel to a private island owned by the reclusive Vincent King and his film-obsessed wife Mary Shelley to study island wildlife. But is isn't long when a mysterious killer begins killing the students one-by-one, and modeling them after gory murder scenes from numerous horror films.


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