A Texas Funeral (1999)

Director
W. Blake Herron

Main cast
Robert Patrick; Jane Adams; Martin Sheen; Chris Noth; Olivia d'Abo

Genres
Drama, Comedy

Description
It's 1968 and the Whit clan are reuniting for the burial of Grandpa Sparta (Martin Sheen). But Sparta still has some secrets to reveal to his family and wisdom to impart to his grandson, in this whimsical comedy from the writer of The Bourne Identity.


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