The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
Director
Jonathan Lynn
Main cast
Bruce Willis; Matthew Perry; Rosanna Arquette; Michael Clarke Duncan; Kevin Pollak
Genres
Comedy, Crime
Description
A mobster named Jimmy the Tulip agrees to cooperate with an FBI investigation in order to stay out of prison; he's relocated by the authorities to a life of suburban anonymity as part of a witness protection program. It's not long before a couple of his new neighbors figure out his true identity and come knocking to see if he'd be up for one more hit, suburban style.
Jonathan Lynn
Main cast
Bruce Willis; Matthew Perry; Rosanna Arquette; Michael Clarke Duncan; Kevin Pollak
Genres
Comedy, Crime
Description
A mobster named Jimmy the Tulip agrees to cooperate with an FBI investigation in order to stay out of prison; he's relocated by the authorities to a life of suburban anonymity as part of a witness protection program. It's not long before a couple of his new neighbors figure out his true identity and come knocking to see if he'd be up for one more hit, suburban style.
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