The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
Director
Howard Deutch
Main cast
Bruce Willis; Matthew Perry; Amanda Peet; Kevin Pollak; Frank Collison
Genres
Comedy, Thriller, Crime
Description
"The Tulip" Tudeski now spends his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills with his wife, Jill, a purported assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past unexpectedly shows up on Jimmy and Jill's doorstep: it's Oz, and he's begging them to help him rescue his wife Cynthia.
Howard Deutch
Main cast
Bruce Willis; Matthew Perry; Amanda Peet; Kevin Pollak; Frank Collison
Genres
Comedy, Thriller, Crime
Description
"The Tulip" Tudeski now spends his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills with his wife, Jill, a purported assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past unexpectedly shows up on Jimmy and Jill's doorstep: it's Oz, and he's begging them to help him rescue his wife Cynthia.
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