Buttcrack (1998)

Director
Jim Larsen

Main cast
Doug Ciskowski; Caleb Kreischer; Kathy Wittes; Mojo Nixon

Genres
Horror

Description
The gun-totin', Bible-thumpin' Preacher Man Bob must right the universal karma accidently set wrong when Brian inadvertantlty kills his obnoxious butt-cleavaged roommate, Wade.


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