Jersey Shore Massacre (2014)
Director
Paul Tarnopol
Main cast
Danielle Dallacco; Angelica Boccella; Giovanni Roselli; Chris Lazzaro; Nicole Rutigliano
Genres
Horror, Comedy
Description
A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
Paul Tarnopol
Main cast
Danielle Dallacco; Angelica Boccella; Giovanni Roselli; Chris Lazzaro; Nicole Rutigliano
Genres
Horror, Comedy
Description
A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
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